
adjective
operating at high speed
This little comic strip brought a grin to my face this morning as I read it during class (yes I was reading comics, but don't worry I listened too). Anyone who has ever experienced an express lane at the grocery store knows exactly what I am talking about. Scenario #1: An older man or woman come to the join the express lane because all they have is a bag of raisins, 1 item. Yes, that is 15 items or less, BUT you are slow (slow |slō| adjective 1 moving or operating, or designed to do so, only at a low speed; not quick or fast) and its the express lane (refer to above definition). Express goes two ways ladies and gents, TWO WAYS.
No checks shouldn't be written in the express, 15 items or less really does mean 15 items or less, just because you have a mini cart doesn't mean you qualify for the express lane, if don't have a wallet why are you in the store in the first place? Most of all, if you ask "Is it ok if I come here?" the express lane checker really has no choice but to comply.
Working at a grocery store since I was 16 this comic rang all to true. If you are a customer behind an older gentlemen or woman and you think you are frustrated by their easygoingness, just be glad you aren't on the other side of the cash register. First of all, you have to be nice to them, help them out. Second of all, you don't have to deal with the customers behind them in line. Finally, it happens a lot during the day, its a wicked cycle.
Don't get me wrong, I love helping people out. Just common courtesy should be observed by all express lane goers, that includes you Earl and Opal...That includes you.