Tid Bits

This week I have learned a lot.

First of all, did you know that when you lose weight your feet shrink so that your body is stable? I know, I was baffled at this also. It doesn't make much sense to me seeing that in ninth grade I had feet two shoe sizes bigger than they are now? But, this is how it was explained to me. I was still growing then and I have since stopped growing. Still makes no sense, but whatever.

Second, a good haircut can make a world of difference. Yes, Amy and I went out on a whim and both cut our hair. And...I absolutely love it! I feel like a new woman.

Third, as tragic as it is, it's still funny when your roommate drops their cell phone in the toilet while the toilet is being flushed. Yes, this did happen. My roommate Sharlee flushed the toilet and when she turned around her cell phone proceeded to fall from her pocket into a sea of water and human waste. It continued down the sewer system to make friends with dead fish, poop, rotten veggies, people's spare change, and anything else that makes its way into the sewer. As sad as this is, I think its hilarious that Amy told me to go help Sharlee. What am I supposed to help her with? It was already to late by the time I arrived on the scene, Sharlee's cell phone was long gone, but we flushed the toilet one last time for good measure. Oh Sharlee!

Fourth, boys will never get the hint. Good hints, bad hints, nothing. They will never get it! (someone should tell them!)

Oh life!